Sex Timer
Description
How long can you go before the sand runs out?
Ready to test your ahem stamina? The Sex Timer isn’t just an adult novelty — it’s a hilarious, cheeky challenge that adds a competitive twist to your most intimate moments. Whether you're going solo or getting sweaty with a partner, this little hourglass is here to put your prowess to the test.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Graduated Levels
Track your endurance with tongue-in-cheek milestones like "Quickie King" to "Marathon Master." -
Visual Engagement
Watch the coloured sand flow while you... perform. It's oddly motivating. -
Performance Measurement
Set goals, break records, and maybe even earn some bragging rights. -
Perfect Gift
A hilarious and spicy gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bachelorettes, or just because.
Add Some Fun to the Bedroom:
This isn’t just about clock-watching — it’s about turning up the heat and the humour. The Sex Timer brings playful competition to the sheets and encourages you to reach new… peaks.
Use it for:
Bedroom challenges
Couple's game night
Gag gifts with a naughty twist
Celebrating personal bests (pun very much intended
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